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NFL Week Seven – Rest In Parity

by Ivette Ricco

October 25, 2005

Pain:

  • a symptom of some physical hurt or disorder; "the patient developed severe pain and distension"
  • emotional distress; a fundamental feeling that people try to avoid; "the pain of loneliness"

I’ve experienced both these types of pain recently in this 2005 season. I guess by now you know, I’m a Forty Niner Faithful.

But there are millions of other NFL fans in similar acute pigskin distress. They are all heading to the nearest ER with symptoms of shock, trauma and the NFL blues.

You know who you are, Cheese Heads, Purple People, Aints (who never throw away their brown bags) and of course this year’s worst of the worst, the expansion and contraction, BullHorn Texans; add the Titans and Ravens and you have enough fright night scary moments to scratch your horror itch.

It hurts so bad…

Yes my friends let us all gather around the spooky cemetery and bid a fond adieu and a hearty R.I.P. to our respective teams as we throw fistfuls of dirt on our dead 2005 NFL season.

My Week Six Record – Pretty Darn Impressive 11-3

Season record 59-43

Week 7

Friday, October 21, 2005

Final

1

2

3

4

Score

Kansas City  «

7

7

10

6

30

Miami

0

6

7

7

20

The Chiefs found the weather in Miami to their liking.

 

 

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Final

1

2

3

4

Score

Detroit  «

0

7

3

3

13

Cleveland

3

7

0

0

10

Jeff “Skeleton Legs” Garcia showed his toughness winning the game on a gimpy leg for the Lions.

Final

1

2

3

4

Score

Indianapolis  «

7

7

10

14

38

Houston

0

14

0

6

20

The early going gave the goblins a good laugh as the Terrible Texans stayed close, for a while.

 

 

Final

1

2

3

4

Score

New Orleans

14

0

0

3

17

St. Louis  «

0

7

0

21

28

Wow what a seesaw game. The Rams looked like they were ready for the grim reaper but came back to take it from the Saints.

Final

1

2

3

4

Score

San Diego

0

0

7

10

17

Philadelphia  «

0

7

3

10

20

A close game that scared the feathers off the Eagles for three quarters.

 

 

Final

1

2

3

4

Score

Green Bay

0

17

0

3

20

Minnesota  «

0

0

10

13

23

Risen from the Dead? Yep those roller coaster Vikings got a gift from the lap dancer gods and won in a stunner. The Packers are 1-5 and in the cellar with the other R.I.P. teams.

Final

1

2

3

4

Score

Pittsburgh  «

0

7

17

3

27

Cincinnati

3

3

0

7

13

The Steelers showed they are the best in their division. These teams will meet again later this year and I think the tables will turn.

 

 

Final

1

2

3

4

Score

San Francisco

7

0

0

10

17

Washington  «

14

21

10

7

52

Redskins ripped the Niners! The Niners were hoping to build on a young team, but the injuries have exposed their total lack of depth and talent. The 2006 draft will need to be a big one for the Niners.

Final

1

2

3

4

Score

Dallas

7

0

0

3

10

Seattle  «

0

3

0

10

13

Here’s another heart stopper. The Boys have played very entertaining football this season.

 

 

Final

1

2

3

4

Score

Baltimore

0

6

0

0

6

Chicago  «

7

0

3

0

10

The score in this game? 10 to 6. This is 53 points less than the Redskins 49er. ZZZZ

Final

1

2

3

4

Score

Buffalo

7

3

0

7

17

Oakland  «

0

17

7

14

38

Ran LaMont Run! Finally the effective use of the running game and a good effort by the defense.

 

 

Final

1

2

3

4

Score

Denver

6

7

7

3

23

NY Giants  «

7

3

0

14

24

Be still my heart! My word what an ending in this tough game. Eli is very definitely coming.

Final

1

2

3

4

Score

Tennessee

10

0

0

0

10

Arizona  «

0

10

3

7

20

Two of those graveyard dogs in a Battle of the Draft hopefuls.

 

 

Monday, October 24, 2005

1st Qtr 14:30

1

2

3

4

Score

NY Jets

0

 

 

 

27

Atlanta

0

 

 

 

14

Vinny looked as old as he is, 42 and aging rapidly. Turnovers made this easy for the Falcons.

 

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